J-Squared Ltdis in hibernation

J-Squared Ltd

Greetings friends and esteemed customers.

Since the economy has crashed, due to a combination of Brexit, Covid, and 12 years of Tory government, business seems to have hit a downturn.

We have therefore decided to go into hibernation until such time as the economy improves, and people can once again afford our very expensive services.

We would like to assure you that as soon as our business is resumed, announcements will be made in all fashionable magazines and colour supplements.

Regards, Jenny and Jennifer